Bob, Shower Guard

D700, 28-70.

I’m here today to heap praise on a member of our community. It has come to my attention that Bob Mackenzie is doing yeoman work in his volunteer role of shower guardian. Since Bob began sitting vigilantly on the door frame of showers — which occurred when he had grown enough to make the leap from vanity to door edge without crashing ignominiously to the floor — police have recorded not one single theft of a shower or shower door n the eastern suburbs.

So thanks, Bob. I’m squeaky clean this morning in large part to your diligence.

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